dangerousvikings:

😎😎 You can’t sit with us. 

under-the-arch:

marvelouspeterparker:

peachdoxie:

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

facts

plain-dealing-villain:

comparativelysuperlative:

“Bernie could beat Trump in 2020! Of course, I think Hillary could beat Trump in 2020, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.”

“The Democrats aren’t stupid enough to try. No one is going to vote for Hillary in 2020.”

“Her campaign slogan could be “hindsight 2020.”“

“THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.”

Rand Paul is an opthamologist. His sight is 2020.

pretty-g4y:

idgah:

foods dangerous to dogs:

1. avocadoes
2. alcohol
3. raw bread dough
4. caffeine
5. chocolate
6. grapes and raisins
7. onions and garlic
8. macadamia nuts
9. raw salmon
10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

reblog this even if you don’t have a dog. someone who does have a dog will see it.

dankmemeuniversity:

dagny-hashtaggart:

shacklesburst:

argumate:

etirabys:

threaten the ruler of a crumbling central asian empire by saying “you better watch your steppe”

nomad, bro?

The Puns are coming.

This post was a Great Lol

dagny-hashtaggart:

argumate:

wordcubed:

argumate:

wrapscallion:

I like boobs.

i feel honoured to see the birth of the first post to get a trillion notes

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

can’t believe I overestimated the appreciation for boobs

If only we had “so controversial yet so brave” memes back then

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

wirtish:

you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over

just me omw to see Bess the landlord’s black-eyed daughter

hope there’s no fuckin redcoats, that’d blow my plans all to shit.

flowerinaflame: